- 31. You don’t dribble balls, you smack them with the palm of your hand.
- 32. You own a pair of volleyball shoes.
- 33. Your email, screen name, etc., all have something to do with volleyball.
- 34. You have muscles where you didn’t think muscles existed.
- 35. You’re not afraid of falling.
- 36. You know never to EVER open a volleyball bag with sweaty knee pads/shoes/etc after a tournament in a non ventilated area..or else you may die..
- 37. You see tall people and think “she/he would make a great volleyball player”.
- 38. You know guys only come to your games to see you in spandex.
- 39. When people ask you what sports team you’re on when you wear your jersey… in your own school.
- 40. When you know to shave your armpits before a game… and gross out when the blockers on the other team forgot to.
- 41. You’ve driven miles to tournaments.
- 42. You are/have been in a volleyball club.
- 43. You can’t actually run… at all.
- 44. You either laugh or get really mad when you see other people trying to play volleyball.
- 45. You get really upset when someone kicks a volleyball.
- 46. You’re a bitch.
- 47. You know you’re better than everyone else.
- 48. Volleyball is more important… than anything else that you have to do.
- 49. You have permanent floor-burn marks.
- 50. You’ve wanted to kill your coach at one point.
- 51. Two words. Get low.
- 52. You know what “side out” means. Or you don’t, but you yell it anyway.
- 53. You think its normal to have balls deliberately hit at your face.
- 54. People always ask if you play basketball, soccer, softball,..basically anything BUT volleyball.
- 55. You spike a piece of trash into the trashcan instead of shooting it.
- 56. Your feet are permanently messed up from volleyball shoes.
- 57. You get really irritated at the stupid line judges that never pay attention..but then you go do the same thing.
- 58. Slapping each other on the butt isn’t gay..its just funny!
Hmm, not too sure about slapping your teammate’s butt when you’re in a men’s volleyball team. To me, it’s so gay!! Just kidding. This list was taken from Farah’s Multiply blog. She’s somewhere in this photo:
So are you a volleyball player?
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